Ik vraag Omegle: ben je een Alien, Marine of een Predator?

Weblog | 19 januari 2010 - Verveeld zijn brengt de beste ideeën naar boven. Ik kijk uit naar de nieuwe Aliens vs. Predator game, dus ik vroeg 15 mensen wat ze het liefste wilde zijn. dit waren hun antwoorden. Ik deed dit op de website omegle, die je verbindt met random mensen. Hier gaat ie dan.

Persoon 1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: there's nothing like a childs laughter when you tickle his genitals with your tongue!
You: Are you an Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: marine
You: Whys that?
Stranger: because i like seamen
You: Fair enough
You: Goodbye
You have disconnected.

Persoon 2
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi 25m, stroking cock on cam - wanna have some cam fun?
You: can i ask u something
Stranger: sure
You: Are you an Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Stranger: all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Persoon 3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: have fun.
You: Are you an Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Stranger: i'm a lizard.
You: Why's that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Persoon 4
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: can i ask u something
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: fcourse
You: are you an alien, a predator or a marine
Stranger: guess im an alain
You: whys that
Stranger: because i will never meet you,
You: sweet one
You have disconnected.

Persoon 5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: can i ask u something
Stranger: Sure
You: are you an alien, a predator or a marine
Stranger: Predator
You: why's that
Stranger: Because, Aliens were bred by the predators, and humans just fail in this war, So I prefer to be the hunter
You: nice thinking
Stranger: Thank you
You have disconnected.

Persoon 6
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: can i ask u something
Stranger: yup
You: are you an alien, a predator or a marine
Stranger: umm
Stranger: ask urself
Stranger: u will get the ans
You: hmm
You: all
You: some kind of freak baby of all three
Stranger: yup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Persoon 7
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: can i ask u something
Stranger: sure
You: are you an alien, a predator or a marine
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: Marine
Stranger: Semper fi, mothafucka!!!!
You: okayyyyy...
You have disconnected.

Persoon 8
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: sure
You: Are you an Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Stranger: alien
You: Whys that?
Stranger: this is classifed information that i am not obliged to
share with imortal humans
You: I see
You: How about me?
Your conventional partner has disconnected.

Persoon 9
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: can i ask u something
Stranger: go on
You: are you an alien, a predator or a marine
Stranger: alien, its fun to rip marines apart with your tail
You: yea, but what about the predator claws?
Stranger: im not sure i like them
You: okay.
You have disconnected.

Persoon 10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hii
You: can i ask you something
Stranger: tell me
You: are you an alien, a predator or a marine
Stranger: a human.
Stranger: domm ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Persoon 11
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Are you an Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Persoon 12
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyu
You: hey
You: can i ask ya something
Stranger: asl
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sure
You: Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Stranger: predator
Stranger: lol
You: why
Stranger: cos i hunt for women :3
Stranger: can i ask u somethin
You: go ahead
Stranger: cock or pussy
Stranger: lol
You: ...
You have disconnected.

Persoon 13
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Stranger: !>
Stranger: ?
Stranger: BLEEP!! BLEEP!!! ERROR!!! 100010100001100000010000001000000100000000001
You have disconnected.

Persoon 14
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: can i ask somthin
Stranger: asl?
You: Are you an Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: *evil laughter*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Persoon 15
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: im 17.male. live in london looking for some webcam fun tonight?
You: Can I ask you a question first?
Stranger: yerrr
You: Are you an Alien, a Predator, or a Marine?
Stranger: Marine
Stranger: defoooo
You: Whys that?
Stranger: cause i aint blaack
You: I...see...
Stranger: you?
You: Alien
You: Cause I am's black
Stranger: wahheeyyy
You: Thank you for your time
You have disconnected.

Resultaat:
marine: 3
alles: 2
lizard: 1
alien: 3
predator: 2
''human'': 1
niks: 3
nu dat er een gelijkspel is, heb ik nog 1 iemand ondervraagd.

laatste persoon
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Alex castagna?
You: ....naw.....
Stranger: k
You: are you a marine, alien or predator?
Stranger: predator
You: why
Stranger: hes schiool editor im a predator
Stranger: he eats cheese and i eat arteries
You: lol
You have disconnected.

.....allerlaatste......

ALLERLAATSTE
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: are you a marine, alien or predator?
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: Alien, i eat their brains for breakfast
Stranger: MUHAHAHA
You: nice
Stranger: u?
You: some kind of freak baby of all of them
Stranger: wait a second
Stranger: how old are you/
Stranger: ?
You: why, im 16!
Stranger: oh my god, i think you might be my son!!!
You: drunk with the other race
You: (s)
Stranger: kinda, not very good in the sleep pod if you know what i mean
You: glad my daddy was a playa
You have disconnected.

Winnaar: Alien. Wat hebben we hiervan geleerd? Dat het leuk is om onbekende mensen vreemde dingen te vragen, maar vooral dat er zieke mensen op het internet zijn.